Clubber Uses Witness Protection Blag to Keep Partying Photos Private

Club photos capture our booze-induced blackouts, lowest points, and drunkest selves. Level’s social media albums are no exception, as one reveler asked the Liverpool club to keep his party animal secret. 

The nightlife institution made the DM public on their Instagram profile, captioning it with a meme-like description. “When the fun is over and regret starts to kick in & you’re worried your Missus may find out,” Level Liverpool wrote. 

In the message, the guilt-ridden clubber said he is “under witness protection,” mentioned the date when he partied at Level, and asked the management to keep his photos private.  

The saga continued when photos of him partying hit the club’s social media. “I have asked not to be in pictures by the photographer,” the clubber messaged again. He added that the photos can get him in “loads of trouble.”

Users flooded the comments section, most laughing at the situation and calling it a belter. “That’s a good blag, wish I’d thought of that one back in the day,” one netizen wrote. Others said he “was up to no good,” and asked the nightclub to leak his name. 

But not everybody mocked the party-goer’s excuse to get his picture off Level’s social media. One user highlighted that the management “should respect his saying and not have his photo taken without permission.”

Level Liverpool shed light on the clubber’s profile, saying he lives a public online lifestyle and has thousands of followers. “He also sent us professional photos from the same night from another club showing what he was wearing,” the club replied.

“Just to assure you, it’s not true & there is no images of him anywhere on our socials – we’ve done due diligence.”